Just relax. It helps keep the wrinkles in check. You can buy this @Manny_The_Frenchie card in stores now!

This is weekend is a great weekend to not do crafts.

Got big plans today?

Winning is for winners!

That moment when you thank God it’s effing Friday.

It’s like being #hangry, only more illegal.

Commentator Whispering: “He’s really perfected his Slide, Glide and Twist, just brilliant.” #thisshouldbeathing

Give it minimal effort! #LazyDay #Fauxspirational

A slogan that we support even if it makes us sound a little drunk.

Pro Tip: It’s super important to warm up first. #thisshouldbeathing (No #Narwhals where harmed in the making of this cartoon.)

Our name is Shoebox and we’re here to say…we have no business rapping, but we can school you with our killer gift wrapping skillz. 

That moment when u try not to roll ur eyes out of ur face.

Just a little #mondaymotivation reminder to badass it up.

Less WTF and more BFF, that’s our motto.

Get out there and play with your stick today! And run, don’t walk, to your Gold Crown store to find this @AndrewKnapp and #Momo card!